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10. Because they are friends with me (Willy) 9. Because they are so popular 8. Because they are the best skaters in the world 7. Because they are good atheletes 6. Because Willie has a lumpy head 5. Because Hallock can kick anybody's booty, If they disagee with him 4. Because Hallock is so tall and Willy is so short 3. Because they both go to Nantucket 2. Because are so buff 1. Because are so hot - Written by Hal and Willie themselves